Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Fun Cross Country Sayings:

  • In the spirit of good sportsmanship, please refrain from making little race car noises as you pass your opponents.
  • It’s rude to count the runners you pass… out loud.
  • We don’t yield to pedestrians.
  • To run fast, you must run fast.
  • May the course be with you.
  • Finish lines are just the reminder to stop.
  • You know you ran the best you possibly could when you barf and then pass out at the finish line.
  • It hurts a lot less when you win.
  • Pass them, don’t pace them.
  • If you’re not the lead dog, the view remains the same.
  • If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.
  • Don’t worry about the map…we’ll show you the way!
  • Slow down? Yeah right!
  • Slower traffic keep right.
  • Running is the feeling of someone pushing you from behind… and realizing it’s you.
  • When the gun goes off. I am the bullet.
  • The faster you run, the quicker you get done.
  • Tread on the weak. Hurdle the dead.
  • We’ve got a bad case of the runs.
  • Love hills and they will love you back.
  • Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need no stinking roads.
  • In a world of give and take, give what it takes.
  • No refs, no fouls, no benchwarmers; Cross Country - It’s not a game.
  • We’ve got more legs than a bucket of chicken.
  • We don't need wings to fly.
  • When I race, my mind is full of questions…”Who will come in second? Who will come in third?”
  • Everybody finishes… some just sooner than others.
  • Run, run as fast as you can, You can’t catch me, I’m the gingerbread man.
  • We're not fast, you're just slow.
  • “WARNING: the Surgeon General didn't say anything about smoking the competition.”
  • We work ours off so we can kick yours.
  • Run like you stole something.
  • Eat our dust.
  • We have promises to keep, teams to beat and miles to go before we sleep.
  • Cross country is a mental sport and we're all insane.
  • No one ever drowned in sweat.
  • Runners don’t die; they only smell like it.
  • Hey - why are all these people following me?
  • Cross Country - finally a practical use for golf courses.
  • You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.
  • Out run, out work, out think, out play, out last



Chant:
Good. Better. Best:
Never let it rest, until your good is better and your better is best.

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